второй день угораю над этой сценой.... XDDDDDDDD
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“Sasuke, sweetie you haven’t touched your plate at all! Did I give you too much?” Their mom asked.
Sasuke shook his head. “No, no mom you didn’t give me to much, I’m just tired.” On the other side of the table, their father grunted.
“Well I guess that’s a good sign that Itachi’s been training you hard?” He asked.
“Oh ya, real hard!” Under the table, Itachi kicked him. Sasuke forced a fork full of pasta in his mouth.
“Good, good,” replied his father absentmindedly. “So how did the training go today?”
“Painful!” Again Itachi kicked him harder from under the table. Sasuke switched his position and moved his legs so that they wrapped around the legs of his chair where Itachi couldn’t reach him.
“And?” His father continued. “What did Itachi teach you today?”
“Oh, only his biggest secret to improving chakra!” Itachi glared at him, he wasn’t able to kick him anymore but he had another idea. He placed one foot on the edge of the front of Sasuke’s chair and pushed it forward straight into Sasuke’s crotch.
Sasuke jumped up so quickly, that he knocked the entire table over. Everything crashed to the floor and Sasuke stood there feeling more like an idiot by the second.
“Oh excellent job Sasuke!” Said Itachi, pretending to be pissed while fighting the huge urge to laugh.
“Don’t worry sweetie, mommy will clean it up!” She hurried to get a rag.
Their father cleared his throat. “You’ve got ants in your pants?” He stepped over the mess and left the kitchen.
“More like a weasel,” Sasuke muttered under his breath. Itachi smacked him across the head.
“Ow! WHAT?”
“I heard that! Do not call me weasel! Now you! My room! Right now!” He began shoving Sasuke out of the kitchen. Sasuke glanced around the kitchen desperately for something that would save him from the situation. He spotted their mom walking in.
“Mom!” He called out, and ran to her before Itachi could do anything. “I want to help you clean up!”
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@темы:
Итачи/Саске,
юмор,
фанфики